Advanced V.G.: Saturn Tribute

Advanced V.G. is unabashed in why it exists, which drags the whole thing down. If it was excellent fighting or a complete overhaul of the storyline, that might give it some modern clemency. If it was a Saturn game that gets mentioned constantly with the bemoaning wistfulness that it never saw Western shores, I could get that. It doesn’t have to be a game for everyone, but it should be a game that makes sense and elevates the genre in some sense, either through innovation or inspiration. Here, there’s neither, just some risque photos that are the toned down results of Law & Order: Anime Victims Unit.