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Joe's Diner

Joe's Diner

Mar 31, 2015|Germany|Adventure, Indie

2.7 /10

Eww Painful

Niche

269 ratings
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Steam · Player score3.9/10262 ratingsIGDB · Player score5.0/103 ratingsOpenCritic · Critic score2.1/104 ratings
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Why play it

Somewhere along the venerable Route 7, in the middle of nowhere, you will find Joe’s Diner. The old Diner was built on the site of a former Indian cemetery. Amongst the buried, two rival chieftains are laid to rest; while alive each could not stand the other.

Game highlights
Rating momentum

Eww Painful: 2.7/10 across 269 ratings. Unless this theme is your jam, maybe wait it out.

Play style

Leans into Adventure, Indie — a quick read on whether that fantasy matches what you usually enjoy.

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Nintendo LifeSteve Bowling · 9 Mar, 2016
3/10

Joe's Diner is a bad game with a good premise. What could have been a spooky supernatural thriller is instead a time management game trying to be something more. Bland graphics mixed with poor performance and failed attempts to induce fear make Joe's Diner a game that isn't worth playing. Save your hard-earned cash for a truly spooky Wii U game folks, because this one isn't it.

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COGconnectedTyler Treese · 13 Feb, 2017
1.5/10

Nothing is redeeming about Joe’s Diner. It’s a poor execution of a dull idea and one of the worst games released on PlayStation 4.

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Digitally DownloadedMatt C. · 31 Jan, 2017
2/10

Like I said, Joe’s Diner could have been a good game. It has a lot of the pieces for a heart-attack inducing horror game, with its eerie setting and mechanics that force you to make your sense vulnerable. If it did something – anything – with its burial ground plot, it could have told a noteworthy story, or at least an interesting one. Instead, all it does is exploit stereotypes to deliver the weakest Twitch scares I’ve ever seen.

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FNintendoDiogo Caeiro · 30 Mar, 2016
2/10

Other than an original concept, the game suffers from a lack of identity and overall guiding principles, poor execution, a sub par visual environment, a dull and repetitive gameplay and does not satisfy or fulfill the criteria for any type of game the players are looking for.

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