The Procession to Calvary

The Procession To Calvary is better than Monty Python, because it’s probably more consistent and, perhaps surprisingly for the content, less surreal. But your mileage, as they say, may vary.

Simply put, The Procession to Calvary is a great little game.

Ultimately, The Procession To Calvary is one of the most amusing and unique video games we've played in some time on Switch, and if you're a fan of the genre, then it's absolutely worth your time.

Suited for those with a sense of humor who enjoy the idea of poking fun at just about anyone on a pedestal.

The Procession to Calvary is nothing groundbreaking, but it’s an extremely solid follow-up to the already great Four Last Things. I’m looking forward to grabbing Death of the Reprobate and capping off the series when I can afford it. Which isn’t right now, but hopefully soon. If you haven’t tried the games, however, you’ve got some catching up to do.

The Procession to Calvary is a point-and-click adventure title that is rude, crude, and lewd. It focuses on providing a comedic story, yet it stands out from other similar titles by taking inspiration from Renaissance artwork. Is Renaissance the new pixel-art? Find out in this Rapid Review.

The humor is probably the best writing I've experienced all year, but in true European fashion, it's dark, dry, and very self-referential at times. While it does have a few shortcomings, including the way in which the game has been translated to Switch and its slow movement speed, The Procession to Calvary was a delight the entire time I played it. If you are a fan of point-and-click games or just want a short and funny experience, I'd recommend this game over any Renaissance art gallery.

With Four Last Things, Joe Richardson had fortunately not said his last word. For the one that best describes his works, collage in this case, also applies to his spiritual successor - in every sense of the word - The Procession of Calvary.

If you have played Four Last Things, The Procession to Calvary is mandatory. But even if you have not played Richardson's previous game, this one is worth every minute of the roughly four hours you will need to finish it. It does not care if it offends, as long as it entertains.

The Procession to Calvary it's the equivalent of playing an episode of Black Adder, but with the acidity of Black Books and the surrealism of Garth Mareghi’s Darkplace. In short, it is recommended for all fans in a good mood.